It's here, the big one, it's the big five three. What have Tim and Simon been building up to? Have they been building up to anything? Either way, they still express their thoughts in a cheery manner for you including, compass points, whether ducks should have a monopoly on tightness, and puppetry.

Can't afford acoustic treatment for your studio? No problem, apparently Tim's morbidly obese body can double up as a portable sound booth. As well as catering to all your acoustic needs, Brain Spill introduces you to a brand new superhero in the form of Ghost Driver; just don't expect him to get very far. Oh, and the Drop-in Clinic helps a man convince his wife he's a genius.

Barnes and Berry are on hand to provide some glorious advice on gift buying, karaoke and a masturbating husband, and that’s just the Drop-in Clinic. As for the rest of the show, ghosts' attire, the inefficiency of towels and parting with your moobs are all on the agenda. If that wasn’t enough, GML announce their latest product; LoveDrill finally comes to Brain Spill.

What makes you angry? Genocide? Racism? What about when your white sauce doesn’t thicken? Well that’s just what happens to Tim, usually calm and collected except when food is involved. Whilst Tim takes a moment to calm, Simon encourages signing up for an organ donor card and explains the delights of running in your sleep. The ever present Drop In Clinic also flings its doors wide open, and Tim and Simon dispense much needed advice.

Struggling to think of a random animal? Then what you need is Tim and Simon’s Random Animal Generator, suppliers of random animals since 2012. On top of this, the handsome Salopians teach you how to sneeze properly and discuss the potential of meat skin, whilst also dispensing advice to patients in the Drop In Clinic.

Alright mate, how are you doing? What? You want to hear a podcast where they ponder splicing animals together, discuss men with breasts and have imaginary fights with themselves? Then you've come to the right place mate! These fellas will quench your thirst for funnies and offer some gosh darned good advice whilst they're at it. Cheers mate.

The monsters of mirth and musings this week consider which element of British slang should be exported, who the most sarcastic person on earth is, and the most appropriate way to tell a loved one that you are in love with them. More direct advice is served as more ailing listeners seek help in the ever-present and much loved Drop In Clinic.

It's a new year but apparently there are still the same old problems, fear not though, Dr Tim and Professor Simon are on hand in their Drop In Clinic, available all year round for those in need. As well as the clinic there is the usual barrage of Barnes and Berry banter (without the alliteration), involving extra mild fajitas, sweary children and a man eating his own head as standard.

The usual Brain Spill rules are tossed to one side as Tim and Simon take some of your festive quandaries and try to answer as many as they can before they break up for Christmas. They’ll be back in January for more Brain Spill fun, but if you can’t wait until then, visit www.timandsimon.co.uk/blog for a special gift on Christmas day. Merry Christmas!

An extended Drop In Clinic is in order this week as Tim and Simon try to help as many of you as possible before the festive season. But fear not, they’re still on hand to bring out the big guns of conversation; beer, bums and Lionel Blair leading the way.